Tuesday, November 21, 2006

PSA – don’t drink more than one Carlsburg if you want to stay out more than an hour

Attention enterprising party people :
Carlsburg beer has 2+times the alcohol of normal beers, and if you try to be very legit and drink it like you’d drink normal beers, you will be sorry. I give you props for being hard core and considering doing such. You are truly legit to even think of it. But -- have one and you’re ahead of the game, sure. Have two, and it’s not going to be you having a Carlsburg, but rather it will be Carlsburg having you.

You will not know how you got so tipsy on 2 beers and you will be very angry. Just bear this in mind, and consume Carlsburg in moderation. I care about you, I don’t want you to have to learn the hard way about Carlsburg and the possible implications Carlsburg abuse could have on your social life.

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