Oh french people - you do not really act like Pepe LePew - the influence that led to my studying french... speedy Gonzales just was not as charismatic as Pepe, face it (though he was speedier) -- , but sometimes when you sortof do(especially you creeper french dudes), its makes all fans of WB cartoons pretty stoked.
The 6th one seems to be a quite accurate scripting of many a creeper french dude's inner monologue.
“You are my peanut, I am your brittle!”
“Where are you, my little gumbo of chicken ? Your French fried shrimp is sizzling for you.”
“Permit me to introduce myself, I am your new lover.”
“Where are you, my little object of art? I am here to collect you.”
“Is it possible to be too attractive?”
“You know, most men would get discouraged by now fortunately for you, I am not most men!”
“You stop resisting me, bebe, and I’ll stop resisting you.”
“You are the corned beef, and I am the cabbage. The corned beef is nothing without the cabbage.”
“The game of love is never called on account of darkness, my little midnight snack."
“You may call me Streetcar, because of my desire for you.”
Remember how cool Pepe was? Did he ever capture that cat/capture her heart?
2 comments:
I am all over this one:
“Permit me to introduce myself, I am your new lover.”
I think I could rock it. Arrogant Texas men, beware! (Yes, ALL of you.)
I think you should try the streetcar one and report back. I'll buy you any tshirt on the whole of the worldwide web under 20 dollars for that story.
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